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So I'm heading back to Uni tomorrow, and I am pretty excited!  

The Summer Holidays have been doing my head in and I don't think I could stand another week of not doing anything; I would have been Paperpoké-ing, but as you know I ran out of glue.  I tried four other brands, but I found none of them satisfactory.  And I think managed to purchase 10 bottles of glue from Amazon (forever indebted to ~P-M-F) but they won't arrive until next  month.  So, I have been staring at all these printed templates and have not been able to do anything with them - frustrating much!

I have made a Marrowak and Cubone, but they need some editing still, and i have been making some non-Paperpoké models, like another Weighted Companion Cube and a giant papercraft diamond ring in a papercraft ring-box.  But with these non-Power Pritt Gel glues, they are not anywhere near as good as the glue I normally use.  Once again, I cannot reiterate how crutial a good glue is, and now that Henkel have stopped making mine, I don't know what I'll do when I run out of it ... when it comes.  I guess I'll have to find another hobby, or get a full-time job, lol!

I think that my time at Paperpokés is coming to an end anyways; I've been around since we founded it in 2008 and without Paperbuff it just hasn't been the same.  We've had a recent infusion of new blood and I find myself being less and less necessary.  It's been fun, with lots of ups and a few downs.  And I've made some amazing friends (whom I still would love to meet in real life), and connected with some great people that I would probably have never met had I not been such a Nintendo-phile in the begining.  

I'll probably do two maybe three more Paperpoké models and then I think it'll be time to say "adieu".  Perhaps, if I have any time, maybe I could do an occasional model during a Uni holidays, but there are no promises.  However, before I do go into "retirement", I think I'll make some special models to thank you guys for being so kind to me: Glaceon, Sableye, and hopefully the perfect Gengar - that would be nice :)  

With full-time study and kids, it's just too hard to commit myself like I use to.  I'll hopefully get industry-placement by the end of the year, so there definitely won't be any time left left to sit, cut and get sticky fingers.  I'll still submit stuff I make in Uni, here (once they've been assessed), so it's not really "goodbye", just "see you around sometime".
  • Mood: Thanks
  • Listening to: Katalyst
  • Reading: Patent Zero
  • Watching: Being Human (UK)
  • Playing: different glues
  • Eating: bubbles and jelly (see below)
  • Drinking: mango ice crush
They've stopped selling my glue!!! It was a real "OH SHI..." moment for me when I found this out, I cannot find it anywhere.  And the glue that Henkel have replaced it with is CRAP!!! I am sooooooo upset right now.  I've always said that your papercraft is only as good as your tools, and if the glue is bollocks, then so is your craft.  

If anyone out there knows where I can get some Power Pritt Gel, PLEASE, help me!
  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: The Crystal Method
  • Reading: Scott Pilgrim
  • Watching: Being Human (UK)
  • Playing: Wii Fit Plus
  • Eating: Lasagne
  • Drinking: Water
So I get asked this question quite a bit, and I thought, rather than repeating myself over and over, I should just make it a resource in my journal.  So here it is:

The trick is to buy large sheets of coloured card - you know the stuff that you get for school projects.  You can choose pretty much any colour, except for primary red, orange, primary yellow, and every other hue that falls between these colours.  For some reason, this range of the colour spectrum is not complimentary to any photography subject.  The only exception would be dark, muted range of red-orange-yellow, e.g.: burgundy and browns.  However, I do recommend white (of course), purples, blues, and greens.

So now that you've bought your large and beautiful coloured sheets of card, you are going to make what is called a seamless (zero/no/endless) horizon background.  This is where you softly bend the card between a vertical surface and a horizontal surface, e.g.: the wall and a table.  You will have to weight/stick the card down to ensure the sheet doesn't move/slip.  And make sure the room has a lot of natural light - never use a flash if possible.

Set up your model and photograph it using a tripod if you can - the steadier the camera, the less blurry your photo will be.  Photograph your subject from as many angles as possible - I use a clock-face configuration: 00:00, 01:30, 03:00, 04:30, 06:00, 07:30, 09:00, and 10:30.  The reason for this is so that you have plenty of options to play with and you don't need to shoot the subject again from the desired angle in what may possibly be a different lighting environment (i.e.: "Oh darn! It got cloudy." *sad face*).  Then I take an additional photo of the subject off-center and use this shot as the base photo for my composites seen on Paperpokés.

The reason behind using the seamless coloured card background is so you don't need to edit out and replace the real background (e.g.: your window, bedroom wall, or shelf) with a fake one in Adobe Photoshop.  This process only ends up looking like your subject is oddly floating in space, surrounded by a harsh, and often inaccurate, weird looking edge.  

You may, sometimes, need to alter the lighting levels in a photo editing program, and I like to add a little flourish using Photoshop brushes on the background of the base photo.  To do this you use the Magic Wand or quick selection tool to "mask" off the subject from the background.  Then add a new layer and experiment with pretty/relevant brushes to enhance the background of the image.  I also like to add a frame on the edges of the photos to finish them off, then compose the small insert photos onto the base photo, and "Voila!" You have a Paperpokés style image.

Phew, that was a long entry!
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Röyksopp
  • Reading: zzzzzzzzz
  • Watching: TV
  • Playing: zzzzzzzzz
  • Eating: Vitamin D
  • Drinking: Water
So I finished uni for the year, and I am knackered!  I just want to sleep and sleep and watch some TV (because I haven't seen any in 6 months).  I'm really glad I did this course this year - I've produced so much in such a short period of time - and I had an awesome folio to take to my interview for the advance Graphic Design course that I applied for.  I got my A-letter in the mail yesterday and so I can thoroughly relax now.

I'll finish submitting some more of my uni work sometime this week and then ... who knows?  *yawn*  I'll see if I can get back into the Paperpokés swing, but there's no guarantee that I can be re-motiva ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Röyksopp
  • Reading: zzzzzzzzz
  • Watching: TV
  • Playing: zzzzzzzzz
  • Eating: Vitamin D
  • Drinking: Water
Back in 5 Minutes ... well, actually, more likely several months.  

I'm heading back to University tomorrow, and it's been a long time since I was at school.  It's scary and exciting all at the same time!  If you are curious, I'll be studying Graphic Design.  This will be my third career change - I previously was in Microbiology, and before that I studied Architecture, but hated it!

I don't expect I'll have a lot of time to be building any Paperpoké models for a while.  I'll probably be able to squeeze in one or two during school holidays, if they don't give out too much homework, but who knows.  Don't worry, the rest of the team have everything under control and regular readers of Paperpokés won't even know that I'm missing in action.  

I am presently building my last Paperpoké model at the moment, but it's nothing new.  I have a huge folder of "to-do" models, ones that other testbuilders have built, but ones that I always wanted to do too.  Included in this folder are models such as Duskull and Ladyba.  I decided to build Haunter on the last civilian day I'll have in a while.  I'll post it as soon as I can.

Many thanks go to all of you fans and followers for your continuing support of our little website, and for all your kind words and honest feedback.
  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: We Are Born - Sia
  • Reading: A Touch of Dead - Charlaine Harris
  • Watching: Any horror movie I can get my hands on
  • Playing: the roll of the poor student well!
  • Eating: Prednisone, Benadryl, Ibuprofen, and Pseudoephedri
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max
I officially HATE the new DeviantART page layout - it's craptactular.

And again, to everyone who had :+devwatch:ed or :+fav:ed me in the last ... while, sorry, sorry, sorry! I just can't get my head around the new message stacking system.  

I think the original system was heaps better, because I could see who did what at a glance and then I could thank them accordingly.  But the new way means that I'd have to go through each message individually and then say "Thanks for the :+devwatch:", then give them subsequent messages saying "Oh, and the :+fav:", and then "... And the other :+fav:", etc.

I don't like it!

Ok, rant is over, there is nothing to see here, move along ...
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Paramore
  • Reading: Handling The Dead by John Ajvide Lindqvist
  • Watching: Any horror movie I can get my hands on
  • Playing: My Graphic Design Portfolio
  • Eating: Salt and Vinegar Crisps
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max
I really want to apologize to anyone that has faved or devwatched me lately - I've been really slack and I haven't been responding to these messages immediately.

And as a result they've kind of added up to an unsustainable level!

I think that if I were to reply to each and every one of the 779 messages right now, even with the cut and paste business, it would still take me a whole week!

So I'm cheating and saying a big combined "thank you" to everyone right here:

THANK YOU, EVERYONE, SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT. :iconiluplz:
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Listening to: Paramore
  • Reading: A Zombie Survival Guide
  • Watching: Any horror movie I can get
  • Playing: with my dog
  • Eating: Mars bar slices - mmmmh!
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max
I often get asked "How did I make ________ (insert Paperpoké model)?".  I would have to say that it is pretty much practice and patience.  I've been papercrafting for about 5 years, now - more so in the last 12 months than at any other point in time. And I really believe that you learn from making mistakes.  

I often rebuild models 2-3 times, just so the are just right for publishing on our website.  It's relatively easy to make a template from a model, but it's not so easy to make a good template that others can follow with ease, and that doesn't waste too much paper.

But making a good model is not simply about the work that papercrafter designers do, you also need the correct tools to create a good papercraft.  This is a fact that is often overlooked, but is actually crucial.  You really only need a few things to get great results:


1. Use decent paper - (NOT regular 80gsm printer paper) find some that is about 120gsm in weight

2. A good pair of sharp scissors
eg: Honey Bee non-stick precision Scissors [link]

3. An used-up ball point pen or craft stylus to score fold lines with
eg: Pergamano small ball stylus [link]

4. A little metal ruler - metal doesn't get damaged or dinted like plastic.

5. Decent acid-free paper glue - importantly it needs to be fast setting
eg: Power Pritt Multipurpose Extra Strong Gel [link] or Aleene's Original Tacky Glue [link]

6. Tweezers - preferably non-stick

7. A tooth-pick (wooden cuticle stick) for getting into those hard to reach places

8. A scalpel which has replaceable blades
[link]

9. A large self-healing cutting mat
[link]

Pro-tip:

1. Score/emboss the fold lines of the template piece before you cut it out of the card stock. Otherwise you'll end up trying to keep fiddly pieces of paper still with one hand while trying to score/emboss with the other - it never end well.

2. If you chose to do a "lined" template, once you have embossed/scored and cut out the piece, DO NOT fold them.

Instead, just glue it as if it were flat and unscored. This way, you allow the paper to bend naturally along these lines, and the result is a much smoother build

3. The only exception to the above rule is if you have a fold that creates an angle that is <45º.

_______________ Solid Lines are for cutting

- - - - - - - - Dashed Lines are for Mountain Folds

— - — - — - — - Dashed/Dotted Lines are for Valley Folds
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Listening to: The Noisettes
  • Reading: The Twilight series (again)
  • Watching: Supernatural
  • Playing: New Super Mario Bros DS
  • Eating: Dried Mango
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max
This morning I discovered that one of my closest and dearest friends (and my partner in crime) passed away on Saturday.  I will miss ~PaperBuff with all my heart.  My life will never be the same now that she is gone.  But I am a better person for having known her.
  • Mood: Miserable
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Listening to: Lisa Mitchell
  • Reading: Stephen King
  • Watching: Horror movies
  • Playing: Wii Sport Resort
  • Eating: Potato Chips
  • Drinking: Orange & Mango Cordial
I often get asked "How did I make ________ (insert Paperpoké model)?".  I would have to say that it is pretty much practice and patience.  I've been papercrafting for about 5 years, now - more so in the last 12 months than at any other point in time. And I really believe that you learn from making mistakes.  

I often rebuild models 2-3 times, just so the are just right for publishing on our website.  It's relatively easy to make a template from a model, but it's not so easy to make a good template that others can follow with ease, and that doesn't waste too much paper.

But making a good model is not simply about the work that papercrafter designers do, you also need the correct tools to create a good papercraft.  This is a fact that is often overlooked, but is actually crucial.  You really only need a few things to get great results:


1. Use decent paper - (NOT regular 80gsm printer paper) find some that is about 120gsm in weight

2. A good pair of sharp scissors
eg: Honey Bee non-stick precision Scissors [link]

3. An used-up ball point pen or craft stylus to score fold lines with
eg: Pergamano small ball stylus [link]

4. A little metal ruler - metal doesn't get damaged or dinted like plastic.

5. Decent acid-free paper glue - importantly it needs to be fast setting
eg: Power Pritt Multipurpose Extra Strong Gel [link] or Aleene's Original Tacky Glue [link]

6. Tweezers - preferably non-stick

7. A tooth-pick (wooden cuticle stick) for getting into those hard to reach places

8. A scalpel which has replaceable blades
[link]

9. A large self-healing cutting mat
[link]

Pro-tip:

1. Score/emboss the fold lines of the template piece before you cut it out of the card stock. Otherwise you'll end up trying to keep fiddly pieces of paper still with one hand while trying to score/emboss with the other - it never end well.

2. If you chose to do a "lined" template, once you have embossed/scored and cut out the piece, DO NOT fold them.

Instead, just glue it as if it were flat and unscored. This way, you allow the paper to bend naturally along these lines, and the result is a much smoother build

3. The only exception to the above rule is if you have a fold that creates an angle that is <45º.

_______________ Solid Lines are for cutting

- - - - - - - - Dashed Lines are for Mountain Folds

— - — - — - — - Dashed/Dotted Lines are for Valley Folds
  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: Triple J
  • Reading: My 5 y/o's school report
  • Watching: Horror movies
  • Playing: Sally's Sallon DS
  • Eating: Potato Chips
  • Drinking: Orange & Mango Cordial
To those of you who follow Paperpokés, we just got ourselves a new domain name.
:w00t:

I actually had nothing do do with this clever computery-internet stuff, all of that is waaay beyond my knowledge!  So we have Paperbuff, PMF and Pixel-Kakashi to thank for these excellent changes to our site.
:clap:

Starting today, you can use "www.pokemonpapercraft.com" to go to the blog. The old address will redirect you to the new one so you can still use "paperpokes.blogspot.com".
:party:

BTW, I pinched this off Paperbuff's Journal entry - she's so clever :heart:
  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: Bob Evans
  • Reading: H. P. Lovecraft - Weird Tales
  • Watching: Coraline
  • Playing: Wii Fit
  • Eating: Potato Chips
  • Drinking: Orange & Mango Cordial
I pinched this off a friend on Facebook =p

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own Facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane (released in Australia as Flying High)
Total: 7

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchor Man
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 13

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 15

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Harry Potter 5
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 25

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 34

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 38

( ) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-Mas
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 47

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 54

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 62

(x) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Seven (released in Australia as The Wrong Man)
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator
(x) Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Curious George
Total so far: 70

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
(x) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 80

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 91

(x) X-Men
(x) X-Men 2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 104

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
(x) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 108

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 114

( ) Baseketball
(x) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
(x) House of 1000 Corpses
(x) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
(x) Highlander
(x) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 119

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Shaolin Soccer
(x) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 125

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
(x) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 132

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
(x) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
(x) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 139

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 145

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Grand Total = 154

Result = I need to get out more often :
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Depeche Mode
  • Reading: The Terror - Dan Simmons
  • Watching: Bones
  • Playing: Pokemon Platinum
  • Eating: Potato Chips
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (yum)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 6

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You like Vegimite.
Total: 5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 0

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have super curly hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George W Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 1

Asian
[x] You have small almond eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano/violin.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5

German
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 3

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
Total: 1

Recap:

British: 6
Australian: 5
Italian: 2
Spanish: 1
Russian: 0
Irish: 1
African American: 1
Asian: 5
German: 3
Canadian: 1
American: 1

Wow! :O_o:
That really was a racist whatchamacallit! :disbelief:
Talk about over emphasising the stereotypes ... but I am a British born, Australian Asian, so I guess it must be somewhat accurate ... :confused:
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  • Eating: Potato Chips
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max
This is something I saw on [link] DA page, and I thought I'd try it out.  

So to be classified as one of the below subgroups, you have to score over 50% ... *inhale* here goes nothing:


-=-Outcast-=-
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[x] You are always picked last for team sports.
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ ] The few friends you have, have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't invite you to parties.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x] People think you are scary.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You often eat lunch alone .
[ ] You prefer to eat alone.
[x] You know you are different and like it that way.
Total = 6/18 Meh.

-=-Party Girl/Boy-=-
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[x] You've hooked up at (at least) one party.
[ ] You spend lots of time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[x] You like to go to rave/dance parties
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[x] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[x] You can dance.
Total = 7/18 Definitely not

-=-Scene Kid-=
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[x] You enjoy going to shows/concerts.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music
[x] Your hair is multicolored.
[x] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[x] You mosh.
[x] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person..
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 8/18 Meh

-=--=-Prep-=--=-
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know a lot of people that have money
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One of your favorite stores is Abercrombie & Fitch
[ ] One of your favorite stores is American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[x](Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 1/18 Kill me if I ever look as if I'm becoming preppy.

-=--=-Band Geek-=--=-
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
Total = 2/18 Definitely not

-=-Thespian-=-
[x] You have seen a school play.
[x] You have seen a Broadway musical
[ ] You like to act.
[ ] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that 'thespian, did you say lesbian?' joke.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[x] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[x] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[x] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 4/18 Nope

-=-Overachiever-=-
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[x] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[x] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[x] You are in a relationship.
[ ] In your extra-curricular activities, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[x] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 4/18 Not

-=-Slacker-=-
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[ ] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[x] You don't turn in a lot of your homework.
[x] You spend the majority of your time in front of the TV/computer when you could be doing something more productive.
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[x] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[x] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[x]You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total = 7/18 ... almost, but no dice!

-=-Goth-=-
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot.
[x] You think odd piercings are hot.
[x] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have dyed your hair an exotic color.
[x] You have styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[x] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[x] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 13/18 We have a winner!

-=-Nerd-=-
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you. (I pick them out!)
[x] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey and corrected them.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
[ ] You have been bullied for being a "nerd"
Total = 3/18 No, thank god.

-=-Garage Band Junkie-=-
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You know your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0/18 Haha!

-=-Gangsta-=-
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[x] You drive down the street blaring your music.
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your ass.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling.
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
Total = 1/18 Pshaw!

-=-Emo-=-
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandanna in which you wear in your hair.
[x] You have dark hair.
Total = 1/18 AS IF!

-=-Skatepunk-=-
[ ] You own a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[x] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[x] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[x] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x] You listen to punk rock.
[x] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[x] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[ ] You enjoy crude humor.
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygiene does not concern you.
[x] Skater boys are attractive
Total = 10/18 Huh, that's interesting!

-=- Metalhead -=-
[x] Most people are scared of your music.
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/images
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent titles/lyrics.
[x] You hate emo kids.
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[x] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre.
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
[ ] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal.
[x] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings
[ ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.
[ ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
[ ] (guys) You have really long hair, and possibly sport a goatee.
Total: 4/18 Na-ah!

Okay...so it looks like I'm a goth/skater ... hahahahahaha ... :|
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  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Wii Fit
  • Eating: Sweets
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max
Basic
[x] I am shorter than 5'3".
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I am overweight.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have more than one tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% risk-free and affordable.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than one piercing.
[x] I have freckles.
[x] I have a birthmark.

Family/Home
[ ] I have sworn at my parents.
[x] I have run away from home.
[x] I have been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[x] I have more than one sibling.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[x] I have had children.
[ ] I have lost a child.

School/Work
[ ] I have in school.
[x] I have a job.
[ ] I have fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I have missed a week or more of school.
[x] I have failed more than 1 subject in a year.
[x] I have stolen something from my job.
[x] I have been fired.
[x] I have been employed at one job for more than five years.

Embarrassment
[ ] I have slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] I have cried while watching a movie.
[x] I have accidentally said somthing I shouldn't have.
[ ] I have peed from laughing.
[x] I have snorted while laughing.
[x] I have laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I have glued my hand to something
[x] I have had a wardrobe malfunction.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/disability.
[x] I have had stitches.
[ ] I have broken a bone.
[ ] I have had my tonsils removed.
[x] I have sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I have had my wisdom teeth removed
[x] I had major surgery.
[x] I have had chicken pox.

Traveling
[ ] I have driven over 200 kilometers in one day.
[x] I have been on a plane
[ ] I have been to North America.
[x] I have been to Asia.
[x] I have been to Australia.
[ ] I have been to on a ship.
[x] I have been to Europe.
[ ] I have been to Africa.
[ ] I have been to South America

Experiences
[x] I have gotten lost in my city.
[x] I haveseen a shooting star.
[x] I have wished on a shooting star.
[x] I have seen a meteor shower.
[x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I have pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I have kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I have been to a casino.
[ ] I have been skydiving.
[ ] I have gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I have played spin the bottle.
[x] I have crashed a car.
[ ] I have been Skiing.
[ ] I have been in a play.
[ ] I have met someone in person from Facebook.
[x] I have met someone famous.
[x] I have caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I have seen the Northern lights.
[x] I have sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I have played chicken.
[x] I have played a prank on someone.
[x] I have ridden a motorbike.
[x] I have seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I have eaten sushi.
[x] I have been scuba diving.

Relationships
[ ] I am single.
[x] I am in a relationship.
[ ] I am engaged.
[x] I am married. (2nd time)
[x] I am divorced.
[ ] I have been on a blind date.
[x] I am more often the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I have had feelings for someone who didn't feel them back.
[ ] I have told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I have told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I have kept a memento from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I have had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I have had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I have been kissed in the rain.
[x] I have hugged a total stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a total stranger.

Honesty
[x] I have done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I have done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I have snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I have cheated while playing a game.
[x] I have cheated on a test.
[x] I have run a red light.
[ ] I have been suspended from school.
[x] I have witnessed a crime.
[x] I have been in a fist fight.
[ ] I have been arrested.

Vices
[x] I have consumed alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol regularly.
[x] I have passed out from drinking alcohol.
[x] I have passed out drunk at least once.
[x] I have smoked marajuana.
[x] I have taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I have eaten shrooms.
[ ] I have popped E.
[ ] I have inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I have done hard drugs.
[ ] I have had cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I have difficulty swallowing pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I am anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I have hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I have woken up crying.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[x] I have slept an entire day when I didn't need it.

Death
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I have seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I have planned my own suicide.
[x] I have attempted suicide.
[ ] I have written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with [books].
[ ] I own multiple designer clothes/accessories.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x] I can sing well.
[x] I have stolen an Orange trafic cone.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I prefer the melody to the lyrics.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I have paid for software.
[x] I am a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I play with my hair.
[x] I use circles as the dots on my "i"s.
[x] I love being organized.
[ ] I like the beach.
[x] I love junk mail.
[x] I've copied more than 30 CDs/DVDs in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[ ] I like cats.
[x] My favorite color is [Burgandy].
[x] I have worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Madonna.
[x] I love being in-love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food regularly.
[x] I believe in the supernatural.
[x] I am online seven days a week, even as "appear offline".
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am ticklish.
[ ] I like chocolate.
[ ] I like coffee.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I am good at remembering faces.
[ ] I am good at remembering names.
[ ] I am good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] I have answered all of the above honestly